Vencibrull Megripwap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful alligator.

Vencibrull Megripwap created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Vencibrull Megripwap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vencibrull Megripwap, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Vencibrull Megripwap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vencibrull Megripwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.