Sawnilltaillan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, impressive centaur.

Sawnilltaillan created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawnilltaillan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sawnilltaillan, he will be very unhappy.

Sawnilltaillan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sawnilltaillan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.