Guncidster is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able coyote.

Guncidster created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guncidster, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Guncidster, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Guncidster's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Guncidster's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Guncidster's priests.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Guncidster loves tapirs, so they must be respected.