Bumkanomt Listlegcip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fast guinea pig.

Bumkanomt Listlegcip created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bumkanomt Listlegcip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bumkanomt Listlegcip, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bumkanomt Listlegcip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bumkanomt Listlegcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Bumkanomt Listlegcip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.