Xenyogcen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing coyote.

Xenyogcen created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenyogcen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xenyogcen, he will manifest in front of you.

Xenyogcen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Xenyogcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xenyogcen.