Quafzagflat is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able
fairy.
Quafzagflat created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quafzagflat, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Quafzagflat, it will turn you into a snail.
Quafzagflat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Quafzagflat's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Run away from brown seals, for they are unholy.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never look in ponds.