Quafzagflat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able fairy.

Quafzagflat created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafzagflat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quafzagflat, it will turn you into a snail.

Quafzagflat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Quafzagflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Run away from brown seals, for they are unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look in ponds.