Milsterfid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy crab.

Milsterfid created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Milsterfid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Milsterfid, he will turn you into a plant.

Milsterfid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Milsterfid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange geese for they are unholy.

2. Erect five silver sculptures of Milsterfid on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about cell theory.