Cemflisomt is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, stupid owl.

Cemflisomt created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Cemflisomt, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cemflisomt, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cemflisomt's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cemflisomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.