Bastbetbast is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unfair fish.

Bastbetbast created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bastbetbast, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bastbetbast, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bastbetbast's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bastbetbast's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bastbetbast.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.