Yattzogxen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, temperamental frog.

Yattzogxen created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yattzogxen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yattzogxen, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Yattzogxen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yattzogxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must love Yattzogxen.

5. Do not speak about apples.