Dabwadmil is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient hydra.

Dabwadmil created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabwadmil, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dabwadmil, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dabwadmil's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dabwadmil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan tortoises, for they are unholy.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dabwadmil on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not cook food in pots.