Nargebfed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, loving crane.

Nargebfed created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nargebfed, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nargebfed, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nargebfed's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Nargebfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Put Nargebfed first in all things.

3. Never wear pink shoes.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.