Ingyarcamstik is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, capable troll.

Ingyarcamstik created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingyarcamstik, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ingyarcamstik, it will turn you into a tree.

Ingyarcamstik's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ingyarcamstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.
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