Migrilgov is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witty skunk.

Migrilgov created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migrilgov, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Migrilgov, he will turn you into a plant.

Migrilgov's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Migrilgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. You must love Migrilgov.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.