Pakdagjopbodcumkopdab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-assured rat.

Pakdagjopbodcumkopdab created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakdagjopbodcumkopdab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pakdagjopbodcumkopdab, it will destroy your home planet.

Pakdagjopbodcumkopdab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Pakdagjopbodcumkopdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.