Gessnillbid is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet dragonfly.

Gessnillbid created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessnillbid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gessnillbid, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gessnillbid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gessnillbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never feed onions to porpoises while wearing turquoise hats.

5. Do not covet oxen.