Cinpomzim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental otter.

Cinpomzim created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinpomzim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cinpomzim, she will turn you into a plant.

Cinpomzim's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cinpomzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Always help geese.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Cinpomzim must be the most important thing in your life.