Fasmidkop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless rhinoceros.

Fasmidkop created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fasmidkop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fasmidkop, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fasmidkop's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fasmidkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.