Gabvedhan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, weak monkey.

Gabvedhan created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Gabvedhan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gabvedhan, it will be very unhappy.

Gabvedhan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gabvedhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Gabvedhan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.