Nanbogcuss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered dragon.

Nanbogcuss created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanbogcuss, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanbogcuss, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nanbogcuss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nanbogcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Hide if five goats approach from the west.