Jambotgid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, idiotic hippopotamus.

Jambotgid created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jambotgid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jambotgid, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jambotgid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jambotgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Run away if three swans approach from the east.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to music.