Jambotgid is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, idiotic
hippopotamus.
Jambotgid created a quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jambotgid, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Jambotgid, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Jambotgid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Jambotgid's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt dogs.
2. Run away if three swans approach from the east.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not listen to music.