Haklakloop is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, calm warg.

Haklakloop created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haklakloop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Haklakloop, he will boil you in a big pot.

Haklakloop's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Haklakloop's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help dolphins in need.