Bonbognib is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, merciless clam.

Bonbognib created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbognib, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bonbognib, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bonbognib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bonbognib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bonbognib on top of all buildings.

2. Do not take Bonbognib's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonbognib.

5. Bonbognib loves tapirs, so they must be respected.