Sinhitlog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating otter.

Sinhitlog created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinhitlog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sinhitlog, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sinhitlog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sinhitlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never feed beans to bats while wearing gray boots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.