Mutcub is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, selfish parrot.

Mutcub created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutcub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mutcub, she will curse you with boils.

Mutcub's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mutcub's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.