Hakkimhit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable meerkat.

Hakkimhit created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakkimhit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hakkimhit, it will strike you with lightening.

Hakkimhit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hakkimhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hakkimhit's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Worship no other gods but Hakkimhit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Fast once a month.