Watlikbitgamhinnillag Kemcudneg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, blissful squid.

Watlikbitgamhinnillag Kemcudneg created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Watlikbitgamhinnillag Kemcudneg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Watlikbitgamhinnillag Kemcudneg, she will not care.

Watlikbitgamhinnillag Kemcudneg's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Watlikbitgamhinnillag Kemcudneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must pray to Watlikbitgamhinnillag Kemcudneg five times a day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.