Mutdap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mutdap created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutdap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mutdap, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mutdap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Mutdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about monkeys.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always take life seriously.