Kemgarfonmis is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, compassionate mongoose.

Kemgarfonmis created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemgarfonmis, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kemgarfonmis, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Kemgarfonmis' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kemgarfonmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.