Sissagfot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, prudent armadillo.

Sissagfot created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sissagfot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sissagfot, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sissagfot's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sissagfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.