Gamfidnur is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring shrew.

Gamfidnur created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gamfidnur, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gamfidnur, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gamfidnur's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gamfidnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat gulls with great respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Never think about planets.