Dobbenbomranwanmilbomvid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, weak naga.

Dobbenbomranwanmilbomvid created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobbenbomranwanmilbomvid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dobbenbomranwanmilbomvid, it will come to you in dreams.

Dobbenbomranwanmilbomvid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dobbenbomranwanmilbomvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Dobbenbomranwanmilbomvid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Put Dobbenbomranwanmilbomvid first in all things.