Cimsintappop is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, two-faced scorpion.

Cimsintappop created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimsintappop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cimsintappop, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cimsintappop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cimsintappop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Always obey Cimsintappop's priests.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Cimsintappop loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not take Cimsintappop's name in vain.