Butnarllarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, boastful sheep.

Butnarllarn created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Butnarllarn, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Butnarllarn, it will be very sad.

Butnarllarn's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Butnarllarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must pray to Butnarllarn four times a day.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.