Larpmisrullgep is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, wise gorilla.

Larpmisrullgep created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpmisrullgep, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larpmisrullgep, he will manifest in front of you.

Larpmisrullgep's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Larpmisrullgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to voles while wearing violet shorts.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always obey Larpmisrullgep's priests.