Megbassnel Flapvednurt is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident raven.

Megbassnel Flapvednurt created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megbassnel Flapvednurt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Megbassnel Flapvednurt, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Megbassnel Flapvednurt's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Megbassnel Flapvednurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Feed all hungry frogs.

5. Always help squirrels in need.