Padkamkon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, blissful bird.

Padkamkon created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padkamkon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Padkamkon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Padkamkon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Padkamkon's Holy Commandments

1. Padkamkon loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.