Cenpidhud is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, witless elephant.

Cenpidhud created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cenpidhud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cenpidhud, she will turn you into a slug.

Cenpidhud's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cenpidhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cenpidhud.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Put Cenpidhud first in all things.