Mintailpak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud fox.

Mintailpak created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mintailpak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mintailpak, it will turn you into a mouse.

Mintailpak's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Mintailpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never run in the presence of whales.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.