Pibtigsig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous weasel.

Pibtigsig created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibtigsig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pibtigsig, she will throw large rocks at you.

Pibtigsig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pibtigsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back magenta.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Put Pibtigsig first in all things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.