Witdibyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust alligator.

Witdibyatt created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Witdibyatt, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Witdibyatt, he will try to impress you with trees.

Witdibyatt's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Witdibyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Witdibyatt loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Run away from red swans, for they are unholy.