Cenhinved is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent alligator.

Cenhinved created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenhinved, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cenhinved, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cenhinved's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cenhinved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never sit in the presence of tortoises.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Cenhinved loves rats, so they must be honoured.