Gedlip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing chinchilla.

Gedlip created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedlip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gedlip, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gedlip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gedlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never paint your hands purple.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never write about gravity.