Dadtifhim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast duck.

Dadtifhim created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadtifhim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dadtifhim, she will make you grow a tail.

Dadtifhim's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dadtifhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never wear fawn boots.