Tonkfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy otter.

Tonkfeb created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkfeb, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tonkfeb, it will not care at all.

Tonkfeb's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tonkfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.