Mumsugxuc is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, sage
warg.
Mumsugxuc created Asia six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mumsugxuc, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Mumsugxuc, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Mumsugxuc's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Mumsugxuc's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Mumsugxuc's priests.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
5. Do not laugh in public.