Bottettitam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous toad.

Bottettitam created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bottettitam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bottettitam, she will send you a sign.

Bottettitam's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bottettitam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to turtles while wearing mauve skirts.

2. Always help moths.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Fast once a month.