Vanbunfid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, proud unicorn.

Vanbunfid created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanbunfid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vanbunfid, she will boil you in a big pot.

Vanbunfid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vanbunfid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not cook food in pots.