Farpangtigfenladvag is a god.

It takes the form of a large, annoying ant.

Farpangtigfenladvag created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Farpangtigfenladvag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Farpangtigfenladvag, it will turn you into a snail.

Farpangtigfenladvag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Farpangtigfenladvag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear violet dresses.

3. Farpangtigfenladvag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.