Madhigflap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, slow faun.

Madhigflap created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madhigflap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Madhigflap, it will turn you into a slug.

Madhigflap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Madhigflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Put Madhigflap first in all things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not speak about lemons.